If you're a true, obsessive fan of Grand Theft Auto, you probably pored over every single frame of the first trailer for GTA IV. Maybe you tried to spot some favorite returning character or treasured locale. But, if you're anything like us, after three hours of trailer gazing, your eye caught that stack of unpaid bills or the "Hers" towel that's gone unused since she left a few months ago, and you just got sick to your stomach. "What am I doing with my life!?" you might have exclaimed at the heavens, before, stricken with shame, you retired to your filthy kitchen to fetch another Hot Pocket. ... If you're anything like us. Good news! GameVideos has done the work for you this time with the new trailer "Looking for that Special Someone," saving us the shame of having to stare into the inky blackness of failure our live has become. Also, our cats just love Mark MacDonald.
HA HA HA HAHAHAHA Seriously. Get a life people. When nerds are dissecting a short trailer, I am getting laid. I will play, and enjoy this game, when the time comes. But I have a life to live first. ha-ha
@wiines its only a 1 min trailer theres plenty of time to analyze and then sexing.unless it takes ya less than a min then i might see your problem o_O.
I should mention that the bit where you see the leader of the El Diablos from GTA III graffitti'd onto the wall, there'sa motorbike also plastered on the other side of the same building. It's the bike-art off the cover of Vice City.
Is it just me or were they just pointing out the dumbest crap....ooh look there's a phone book on the floor...oh and this sign says Johnson. Can I have my 9 minutes back please...
As long as we're getting our jollies off talking about detail, the frankfurter/sausages umbrella is rendered incorrectly. The inside of the flaps should show the words in reverse because it would be readable from the outside of the umbrella, not the inside.
{ Jun 29th 2007 at 8:00AM } 
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
WiiNES @ Jun 29th 2007 8:15AM
HA HA HA HAHAHAHA
Seriously.
Get a life people.
When nerds are dissecting a short trailer, I am getting laid.
I will play, and enjoy this game, when the time comes. But I have a life to live first.
ha-ha
Phranctoast @ Jun 29th 2007 8:44AM
says the guy whos jacking off right now in front of his pc.
Joe @ Jun 29th 2007 8:50AM
How did he get the iphone already?
ChuckSteak0331 @ Jun 29th 2007 8:52AM
"You see some phone books on the floor and some posters on the wall."
WOW! Great detective work.
quazi @ Jun 29th 2007 9:04AM
@wiines
its only a 1 min trailer theres plenty of time to analyze and then sexing.unless it takes ya less than a min then i might see your problem o_O.
bigisy @ Jun 29th 2007 9:20AM
I should mention that the bit where you see the leader of the El Diablos from GTA III graffitti'd onto the wall, there'sa motorbike also plastered on the other side of the same building. It's the bike-art off the cover of Vice City.
waystid dot com @ Jun 29th 2007 9:57AM
Is it just me or were they just pointing out the dumbest crap....ooh look there's a phone book on the floor...oh and this sign says Johnson. Can I have my 9 minutes back please...
chris hill @ Jul 2nd 2007 9:57AM
I downloaded the trailer and watched it last night, twice, and didn't really learn anything new from this video.
'they used this euphoria system which isn't like... traditional... canned... animation its... like smoother'
woah, nice research into the subject there columbo
crawlspace @ Jun 29th 2007 12:37PM
Just so we're clear, everyone does realize this is a joke, right?
Evilninja @ Jun 29th 2007 3:07PM
@ WiiNES:
You do realize it's what they're paid to do all day, right? It IS their life. And it beats the hell out of working retail.
HA HA HAAAAAAA.
Ghost @ Jun 29th 2007 6:38PM
I liked it, yea they didn't say the most intelligent things, but still good.
andy @ Jun 29th 2007 6:49PM
As long as we're getting our jollies off talking about detail, the frankfurter/sausages umbrella is rendered incorrectly. The inside of the flaps should show the words in reverse because it would be readable from the outside of the umbrella, not the inside.
Mark W @ Jul 1st 2007 6:03PM
All that detective work and they didn't point out the two most glaring things (that I noticed just by watching this).
- The words "Frankfurter" and "Sausages" are printed left to right, even on the reverse side of the vendor's umbrella flaps.
- If glass shatters when you're being shot at, can you get hit by bullets when you're inside the car?